just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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