Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
