so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize