Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
