is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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