i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
