i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
