we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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