If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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