I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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