4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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