remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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