Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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