My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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