So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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