We won't sleep together?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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