isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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