Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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