hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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