I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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