Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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