doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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