Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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