: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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