Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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