can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I smell like Dick and happiness
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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