I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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