A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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