Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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