shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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