I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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