thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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