If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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