no, he came in my armpit
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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