i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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