Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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