problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
