You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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