I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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