If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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