Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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