is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
