uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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