I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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