He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Shame - the story of my life.
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