That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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