hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Pooping to opera.
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