p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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