i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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