hell yes lets make some ravioli
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
