Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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