So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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