NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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